Friday, March 29, 2013

Performing in Brooklyn Sat nite!

Yes! The Canadian Romantic is playing with the great Matthew Thurber (1-800-Mice) this Saturday the 30th at The Silent Barn (603 Bushwick, Brooklyn) ...show starts 9 pm! Also on bill is Martin and Lewis and Sick Din and Lantern....

Monday, March 18, 2013

Open Letter To Gene Simmons

Dear Gene Simmons,

I'd like to use your song "King Of The Night Time World" but change it to "King Of The Day Time World" and have long-running Victor from the soap opera The Young and The Restless sing it. I haven't approached him yet. It's sure to be a hit! I'll cut you in for a small percentage of the profits. Oh, and are you related to the actress Jean Simmons? I used to see her on TV as a boy.
I like it when you wear make-up.
Your pal,

Robert

Yukon

If you happen to be in the Yukon, you can 'rent' my DVD of The Canadian Romantic along with other people's stuff:
http://kiac.ca/oddgallery/exhibitions/

Monday, March 11, 2013

Say Nothing

Say Nothing






Dear The Onion,
I got nothing to say. Guess I’m pretty chill that way.
Tyler Hallam, Los Angeles


Who Is Pope Francis?

2nd one down.
 

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Tuesday, March 5, 2013