Hosting Karaoke at the Beaver this Sunday night 11 pm

1192 Queen St W, Toronto, ON

I will be hosting karaoke and it is a gassssss....come sing!  I will be singing this yes!:

WRITE CLUB Toronto - Chapter Seven

Looks like I am competing in Canada’s first – and only – WRITE CLUB.
Featuring Toronto’s finest literary & comedy heavyweights.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 - Doors at 7:30, Bouts at 8:00.
Price: $10 at the door
at The Garrison – 1197 Dundas Street West, Toronto.
Proceeds go to charity!
Whoah! Gonna get sweaty!

The Canadian Romantic performs before Sexcula! Toronto! Saturday 9 pm!

In advance of the Impulse Pictures’ DVD release of the “lost” Canadian XXX horror spoof SEXCULA on April 9, 2013, Canuxploitation and Vancouver adult film archaeologists Return to Porno Chic! are teaming up to present the world premiere of the film in Toronto at the Big Picture Cinema – Gerrard on April 6, 2013 with special pre-show entertainment provided by The Canadian Romantic.
Sealed away in a dingy government basement for 40 years, SEXCULA makes its big screen debut not only as Canada’s only contribution to the porno chic film boom of the 1970s, but also one of earliest monster movies made north of the border (see our review of then film). Return to Porno Chic’s Dimitrios Otis and Canuxploitation.com’s Paul Corupe, who rediscovered and resurrected the film, will also be on hand to conduct a Q&A about the all-Canadian story of the film’s legend and reveal why SEXCULA said to suck more than just your blood.

This is may be your only chance to SEXCULA on a big screen, so get your raincoats on and come on down for what promises to be one of the most unique screening events in all of Canadian film history! But don’t just take our word for it–reviews of the DVD have started to trickle in already:


http://blog.canuxploitation.com/2013/03/sexcula-hits-the-big-screen-in-toronto-on-april-6/

Performing in Brooklyn Sat nite!

Yes! The Canadian Romantic is playing with the great Matthew Thurber (1-800-Mice) this Saturday the 30th at The Silent Barn (603 Bushwick, Brooklyn) ...show starts 9 pm! Also on bill is Martin and Lewis and Sick Din and Lantern....

Let Me Look At You

New video of The Canadian Romantic:

Chair wrestling

My chair wrestling tale about 60 minutes in:
http://www.cbc.ca/dnto/popupaudio.html?clipIds=2345731385

Open Letter To Gene Simmons

Dear Gene Simmons,

I'd like to use your song "King Of The Night Time World" but change it to "King Of The Day Time World" and have long-running Victor from the soap opera The Young and The Restless sing it. I haven't approached him yet. It's sure to be a hit! I'll cut you in for a small percentage of the profits. Oh, and are you related to the actress Jean Simmons? I used to see her on TV as a boy.
I like it when you wear make-up.
Your pal,

Robert