Monday, December 21, 2009




Anonymous said...

haha, I love this post. not vague at all.

Sometimes I wonder if whats "down there" will stop working if it doesn't get used, and does that really bother me? Not sure about that either.

which Greek was it that cut the damn thing off and then heaved the mortal coil into the ocean?

He was cool?

Maybe we can make some kinda symbolic performance out of the mock act or something

Robert Dayton, Junior said...

S'funny but, fuzzy bunny, the intent of this post wasn't sexual at all, just a feeling of resolute failure. Then I give it a cursory glance from the corner of my eye and think, "Aha, subconscious, up to your old tricks again?"
Instead of throwing my hands up in the air and saying, "What's the use?" in terms of the status of my creative career", I should really be throwing "it" in the ocean, we can both go and make a day of it.

Robert Dayton, Junior said...

With my head up my self-pitying ass there's always Copenhagen...
Here I am on a personal downer trying to remind myself that I have the gift of life and that I'd best use it wisely as this big blue ball careens wildly, there's currently no snow in TO.
I felt such a bored sense of self that I donated 15 bucks (same amount as phone sex but instead of causing guilt, it possibly alleviates it, though the former may be paying off someone's student loan) to seem to have a reputable appearance. I hope so. And I ain't rich so I hope that drip-drop helps. Inform me if I'm wrong and/or if this organization is naughty-naughty, back it up with sources.
Seriously, I have no answers on what to do.
Anyone? Anyone?
I have long since given up on being a voice of authority (especially when, in my spokesperson past as The Self-Proclaimed {nee Self-Important} Grand Wizzard of Debauchery I am guilty of leading one or two astray, nothing like an alcoholic's pen influencing others to become alcoholics- who do I think I am? Bukowski? Low-rent Gainsbourg? What PIFFLE!), one editor pal told me to eliminate such words as 'might' and 'almost' from my writing but those words clearly define iconoclasm! But as one needs to think for themselves it is A-okay to keep an open mind and unlock the suggestion box.

Julian said...

“The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal.”

Aleister (Creepy) Crowley

Robert Dayton, Junior said...

Are you telling us not to castrate ourselves then?

Julian said...

Castrate? I wouldn't even circumcise!

Robert Dayton, Junior said...

Keep it warm.